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  TABLE OF CONTENTS

  THE PENAL CLUSTER

  PSICHOPATH

  IN CASE OF FIRE

  THE BRAMBLE BUSH

  THE UNNECESSARY MAN

  HAIL TO THE CHIEF

  THE FOREIGN HAND TIE

  FIFTY PER CENT PROPHET

  THE MEASURE OF A MAN

  ... OR YOUR MONEY BACK

  THAT SWEET LITTLE OLD LADY

  HANGING BY A THREAD

  BELLY LAUGH

  THE ASSES OF BALAAM

  TIME FUZE

  WHAT THE LEFT HAND … WAS DOING

  INSTANT OF DECISION

  DAMNED IF YOU DON'T

  THE EYES HAVE IT

  ... AFTER A FEW WORDS ...

  DEAD GIVEAWAY

  THE DESTROYERS

  DESPOILERS OF THE GOLDEN EMPIRE

  THE PENAL CLUSTER

  THE clipped British voice said, in David Houston's ear, I'm quite sure he's one. He's cashing a check for a thousand pounds. Keep him under surveillance.

  Houston didn't look up immediately. He simply stood there in the lobby of the big London bank, filling out a deposit slip at one of the long, high desks. When he had finished, he picked up the slip and headed towards the teller's cage.

  Ahead of him, standing at the window, was a tall, impeccably dressed, aristocratic-looking man with graying hair.

  "The man in the tweeds?" Houston whispered. His voice was so low that it was inaudible a foot away, and his lips scarcely moved. But the sensitive microphone in his collar picked up the voice and relayed it to the man behind the teller's wicket.

  That's him, said the tiny speaker hidden in Houston's ear. The fine-looking chap in the tweeds and bowler.

  "Got him," whispered Houston.

  * * *

  He didn't go anywhere near the man in the bowler and tweeds; instead, he went to a window several feet away.

  "Deposit," he said, handing the slip to the man on the other side of the partition. While the teller went through the motions of putting the deposit through the robot accounting machine, David Houston kept his ears open.

  "How did you want the thousand, sir?" asked the teller in the next wicket.

  "Ten pound notes, if you please," said the graying man. "I think a hundred notes will go into my brief case easily enough." He chuckled, as though he'd made a clever witticism.

  "Yes, sir," said the clerk, smiling.

  Houston whispered into his microphone again. "Who is the guy?"

  On the other side of the partition, George Meredith, a small, unimposing-looking man, sat at a desk marked: MR. MEREDITH—ACCOUNTING DEPT. He looked as though he were paying no attention whatever to anything going on at the various windows, but he, too, had a microphone at his throat and a hidden pickup in his ear.

  At Houston's question, he whispered: "That's Sir Lewis Huntley. The check's good, of course. Poor fellow."

  "Yeah," whispered Houston, "if he is what we think he is."

  "I'm fairly certain," Meredith replied. "Sir Lewis isn't the type of fellow to draw that much in cash. At the present rate of exchange, that's worth three thousand seven hundred and fifty dollars American. Sir Lewis might carry a hundred pounds as pocket-money, but never a thousand."

  Houston and Meredith were a good thirty feet from each other, and neither looked at the other. Unless a bystander had equipment to tune in on the special scrambled wavelength they were using, that bystander would never know they were holding a conversation.

  "... nine-fifty, nine-sixty, nine-seventy, nine-eighty, nine-ninety, a thousand pounds," said the clerk who was taking care of Sir Lewis's check. "Would you count that to make sure, sir?"

  "Certainly. Ten, twenty, thirty, ..."

  While the baronet was double-checking the amount, David Houston glanced at him. Sir Lewis looked perfectly calm and unhurried, as though he were doing something perfectly legal—which, in a way, he was. And, in another way, he most definitely was not, if George Meredith's suspicions were correct.

  "Your receipt, sir." It was the teller at Houston's own window.

  Houston took the receipt, thanked the teller, and walked toward the broad front doors of the bank.

  "George," he whispered into the throat mike, "has Sir Lewis noticed me?"

  "Hasn't so much as looked at you," Meredith answered. "Good hunting."

  "Thanks."

  * * *

  As Houston stepped outside the bank, he casually dropped one hand into a coat pocket and turned a small knob on his radio control box. "Houston to HQ," he whispered.

  "London HQ; what is it, Houston?" asked the earpiece.

  "Leadenhall Street Post. Meredith thinks he's spotted one. Sir Lewis Huntley."

  "Righto. We've got men in that part of the city now. We'll have a network posted within five minutes. Can you hold onto him that long?"

  Houston looked around. Leadenhall Street was full of people, and the visibility was low. "I'll have to tail him pretty closely," Houston said. "Your damned English fogs don't give a man much chance to see anything."

  There was a chuckle from the earphone. "Cheer up, Yank; you should have seen it back before 1968. When atomic power replaced coal and oil, our fogs became a devil of a lot cleaner."

  The voice was quite clear; at the London headquarters of the UN Psychodeviant Police, there was no need to wear a throat mike, which had a tendency to make the voice sound muffled in spite of the Statistical Information-Bit Samplers which were supposed to clarify the speech coming through them.

  "What do you know about 1968?" Houston asked sardonically. "Your mother was still pushing you around in a baby-carriage then."

  "In a pram," corrected the Headquarters operator. "That is true, but my dear Aunt Jennifer told me all about it. She was—"

  "The hell with your Aunt Jennifer," Houston interrupted suddenly. "Here comes Sir Lewis. Get me cover—fast!"

  "Right. Keep us posted."

  Sir Lewis Huntley stepped out of the broad door of the bank and turned left. He took a couple of steps and stopped. He didn't look around; he simply took a cigarette out of a silver case, put it in his mouth, and lit it. The glow of the lighter shone yellowly on the brass plate near the door which said: An Affiliate of Westminster Bank, Ltd.

  Sir Lewis snapped the light out, drew on the cigarette, and strode on down the street, swinging a blue plastex brief case which contained a thousand pounds in United Nations Bank of England notes.

  Houston decided the baronet had not been looking for a tail; he wished he could probe the man's mind to make sure, but he knew that would be fatal. He'd have to play the game and hope for the best.

  "He's heading east," Houston whispered. "Doesn't look as if he's going to get a cab."

  "Check," said the earphone.

  Sir Lewis seemed in no great hurry, but he walked briskly, as though he had a definite destination in mind.

  After a little way, he crossed to the south side of Leadenhall Street and kept going east. Houston stayed far enough behind to be above suspicion, but not so far that he ran a chance of losing his man.

  "He's turning south on Fenchurch," Houston said a little later. "I wonder where he's going."

  "Keep after him," said Headquarters. "Our net men haven't spotted either of you yet. They can hardly see across the street in this damned fog."

  Houston kept going.

  "What the hell?" he whispered a few minutes later. "He's still following Fenchurch Street! He's doubling back!"

  Leadenhall Street, the banking center of the City of London, runs almost due east-and-west; Fenchurch Street makes a forty-f
ive degree angle with it at the western end, running southwest for a bit and then curving toward the west, toward Lombard.

  "Houston," said HQ, "touch your left ear."

  Houston obediently reached up and scratched his left ear.

  "Okay," said HQ. "Bogart's spotted you, but he hasn't spotted Sir Lewis. Bogart's across the street."

  "He can't miss Sir Lewis," whispered Houston. "Conservatively dressed—matching coat and trousers of orange nylon tweed—royal blue half-brim bowler—carrying a blue brief case."

  There was a pause, then: "Yeah. Bogart's spotted him, and so has MacGruder. Mac's on your side, a few yards ahead."

  "Check. How about the rest of the net?"

  "Coming, coming. Be patient, old man."

  "I am patient," growled Houston. I have to be, he thought to himself, otherwise I'd never stay alive.

  "We've got him bracketed now," HQ said. "If we lose him now, he's a magician."

  Sir Lewis walked on, seemingly oblivious to the group of men who had surrounded him. He came to the end of Fenchurch Street and looked to his left, towards London Bridge. Then he glanced to his right.

  "I think he's looking for a cab," Houston whispered.

  "That's what MacGruder says," came the reply. "We've got Arthmore in a cab behind you; he'll pick you up. MacGruder will get another cab, and we have a private car for Bogart."

  Sir Lewis flagged a cab, climbed in, and gave an address to the driver. Houston didn't hear it, but MacGruder, a heavy-set, short, balding man, was standing near enough to get the instructions Sir Lewis had given to the driver.

  * * *

  A cab pulled up to the curb near Houston, and he got in.

  Arthmore, the driver, was a thin, tall, hawknosed individual who could have played Sherlock Holmes on TV. Once he got into character for a part, he never got out of it unless absolutely necessary. Right now, he was a Cockney cab-driver, and he would play the part to the hilt.

  "Where to, guv'nor?" he asked innocently.

  "Buckingham Palace," said Houston. "I've got a poker appointment with Prince Charles."

  "Blimey, guv'nor," said Arthmore. "You are movin' in 'igh circles! 'Ow's 'Er Majesty these days?"

  The turboelectric motor hummed, and the cab shot off into traffic. "According to the report I get on the blinkin' wireless," he continued, "a chap named MacGruder claims that the eminent Sir Lewis 'Untley is 'eaded for Number 37 Upper Berkeley Mews."

  "One of these days," said Houston, "all those H's you drop is going to bounce back and hit you in the face."

  "Beg pardon, Mr. Yewston?" Arthmore asked blankly.

  Houston grinned. "Nothing, cabbie; it's just that you remind me of a cultured, intelligent fellow named Jack Arthmore. The only difference is that Jack speaks the Queen's English."

  "Crikey!" said Arthmore. "Wot a coincidence!" He paused, then: "The Queen's English, you say? She 'as to be, don't she?"

  "Shut up," said Houston conversationally. "And give me a cigarette," he added.

  "There's a package of Players in my shirt pocket," Arthmore said, keeping his hands on the wheel.

  * * *

  Houston fished out a cigarette, lit it, and returned the pack.

  Apropos of nothing, Arthmore said: "Reminds me of the time I was workin' for a printer, see? We 'ad to print up a bunch of 'andbills advertisin' a church charity bazaar. Down at the bottom was supposed to be printed 'Under the auspices of St. Bede's-on-Thames.' So I—"

  He went on with a long, rambling tale about making a mistake in printing the handbill. Houston paid little attention. He smoked in silence, keeping his eyes on the red glow of the taillight ahead of them.

  Neither man mentioned the approaching climax of the chase. Even hardened veterans of the Psychodeviant Police don't look forward to the possibility of having their minds taken over, controlled by some outside force.

  It had never happened to Houston, but he knew that Arthmore had been through the experience once. It evidently wasn't pleasant.

  "—and the boss was 'oppin' mad," Arthmore was saying, "but, crikey, 'ow was I to know that auspice was spelled A-U-S-P-I-C-E?"

  Houston grinned. "Yeah, sure. How're we doing with Sir Lewis?"

  "Seems to be headed in the right direction," Arthmore said, suddenly dropping the Cockney accent. "This is the route I'd take if I were headed for Upper Berkeley Mews. He probably hasn't told the driver to change addresses—maybe he won't."

  "The victims never do," Houston said. "He probably is actually headed toward Number 37 Upper Berkeley Mews."

  "Yeah. Nobody's perfect," said Arthmore.

  * * *

  Forty-five minutes of steady progress through the streets of Greater London brought Sir Lewis Huntley to Upper Berkeley and to the short dead-end street which constituted the Mews. By the time the dapper baronet stepped out of the machine and paid his driver, the whole area was surrounded by and filled with the well-armed, silent, and careful agents of the Psychodeviant Police.

  Number 37 was an old concrete-and-steel structure of the George VI period, faced with a veneer of red brick. It had obviously been remodeled at least once to make the façade more modern and more fashionable; the red-violet anodized aluminum was relatively fresh and unstained. It wouldn't have taken vast wealth to rent a flat in the building, but neither would an average income have been quite enough.

  Houston looked out of the window of Arthmore's cab and glanced at the tiers of windows in the building. Presumably, the man they were looking for was up there—somewhere.

  So you occupy a station in the upper middle-class, thought Houston. It checked. Every bit of evidence that came his way seemed to check perfectly and fit neatly into the hypothesis which he had formed. Soon it would be time to test that theory—but the time had not yet come.

  "Stand by and wait for orders, Houston," said the speaker in Houston's ear. "We've got men inside the building."

  Sir Lewis Huntley opened the sparkling, translucent door of Number 37 Upper Berkeley Mews and went inside.

  Arthmore pulled the cab over to the curb a few yards from the entrance and the two men waited in silence. All around them were other men, some in private cars, some walking slowly along the street. All of them were part of the net that had gathered to catch one man.

  Poor fish, Houston thought wryly.

  There was no noise, no excitement. Five minutes after Sir Lewis had entered the front door, it opened again. A man whom Houston had never seen before stepped out and gestured with one hand. At the same time, Houston's speaker said: "They've got him. Hit him with a stun gun when he tried to get out through the fire exit."

  An ambulance which had been waiting at the entrance of the Mews pulled up in front of Number 37, and a minute or so later a little clot of men came out bearing a stretcher, which was loaded into the ambulance. Immediately after them came another man who had a firm, but polite grip on the arm of Sir Lewis Huntley.

  Houston sighed and leaned back in his seat. That was that. It was all over. Simple. Nothing to it.

  Another Controller had been apprehended by the Psychodeviant Police. Another deviant, already tried and found guilty, was ready to be exiled from Earth and imprisoned on one of the Penal Asteroids. All in the day's work.

  There's just one thing I'd like to know, Houston thought blackly. What in the hell's going on?

  * * *

  In his hotel room near Piccadilly Circus, several hours later, David Houston sat alone, drink in hand, and put that same question to himself again.

  "What's going on?"

  On the face of it, it was simple. On the face of it, the answer was right in front of him, printed in black and white on the front page of the evening Times.

  Houston lifted the paper off the bed and looked at it. The banner line said: Controller Captured in Lambeth!

  Beneath that, in smaller type, the headline added: Robert Harris Accused of Taking Control of Barrister Sir Lewis Huntley.

&
nbsp; The column itself told the whole story. Mr. Robert Harris, of No. 37 Upper Berkeley Mews, had, by means of mental control, taken over the mind of Sir Lewis and compelled him to draw one thousand pounds out of his bank. While Sir Lewis was returning to Harris with the money, the United Nations Psychodeviant Police had laid a trap. Sir Lewis, upon recovering his senses when Harris was rendered unconscious by a stun gun, had given evidence to the PD Police and to officials at New Scotland Yard.

  Houston looked at the full-color photo of Harris that was printed alongside the column. Nice-looking chap; late twenties or early thirties, Houston guessed. Blond-red hair, blue eyes. All-in-all, a very pleasant, but ordinary sort of man.

  There had been evidence that a Controller had been at work in London for some weeks now. Twelve days before, several men, following an impulse, had mailed twenty pounds to a "Richard Hempstead," General Delivery, Waterloo Station. By the time the matter had come to the authorities' attention, the envelopes had been called for and the Controller had escaped.

  Robert Harris was not the first Controller to be captured, nor, Houston knew, would he be the last. The first one had shown up more than sixteen years before, in Dallas, Texas, USA.

  Houston grinned as he thought of it. Projective telepathy had only been a crackpot's idea back then. In spite of the work of many intelligent, sane men, who had shown that mental powers above and beyond the ordinary did exist, the average man simply laughed off such nonsense. It was mysticism; it was magic; it was foolish superstition. It was anything but true.

  But ever since "Blackjack" Donnely had practically taken control of the whole city of Dallas, the average man had changed his mind. It was still mysterious; it was still magic; but now the weird machinations of the supernormal mind were something to be feared.

  In the sixteen years that had ensued since the discovery of the abnormal mental powers of "Blackjack" Donnely, rumors had spread all over the world. There were supposed to be men who could levitate—fly through the air at will. Others could walk through walls, and still others could make themselves invisible. The horrible monsters that were supposed to be walking the Earth were legion.